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MARS

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.


Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.


Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.