SAD, SOBER, SORRY

I upset my wife tonight, completely by accident.
She went to bed without me...



I always have trouble falling asleep when she doesn't say good-night...

PANTSLESS

I thought this could be the picture that the kids look at after we both die in some horribly traumatic way.

Or maybe after we're dragged away by black-booted government thugs in the middle of the night...

BORIS heart R heart R heart heart R heart

Boris loves me...I'm saving this shit for his inevitable teenage change of heart!

3 LOVE LETTERS

There are certain things in the world, when encountered unexpectedly, reaffirm the notion that life is indeed worth living.

This thought is nothing new.

People posting pictures of their children is nothing new.

But, goddamn...LOOK AT THEM!

That is beauty.
That is art.
That is magic.

You can say you don't want, like, or even consider kids. But that right there is what you are missing out on...

The raw building materials of the universe...love, beauty, art, magic...

O.K., O.K.. Ich liege zu Ihnen ständig. Aber noch.

Says Warren Ellis -

You want to know about voting. I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight. You like to put your feet up and watch "Republican Party Reservation". They like to have sex with normal people using knives, guns and brand-new sexual organs that you did not know existed. So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as the eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That's voting. You're welcome.

FOUR IS A MAGIC NUMBER

Here they are...

My guts. My inner workings.

A great big steaming pile of the things that prevent me from driving headlong off that one bridge I cross every day on the way to work...you know the one...it's got that weak railing at the one spot...right there...yep...that's the place to hit it...oh...wait...

Yeah...there's the things that make me live...

STARRY DAY

post car accident shellshock

MANHUNTER FROM MARS

Danny GLOVER Gene HACKMAN Anjelica HUSTON Bill MURRAY Gwyneth PALTROW Ben STILLER Luke WILSON Owen WILSON

Wes ANDERSON

I wish The ROYAL TENENBAUMS were a real family and I wish I was one of them.