CUT TO THE CHASE

A couple of drawings by Dan Perjovschi...

First, commentary on our ridiculous social system...









And here's an absolutely awesome summary of modern life...wow, it just speaks to me...

YO-YO IN ZERO-G

Tim Sale's art is usually hit or miss for me, but this pin-up of the extra-ginchy Madman just really tweaked my knobs...maybe it's because he was channeling Steranko, whom I adore!

P IS FOR PORN

I would never call myself a big fan of porn, but I love laughing at the names they come up with...

the twisted versions of movie names are the best...

Throbbin' Hood, Prince of Beaves
Big Trouble in Little Vagina
Gangbangs of New York
Pulp Friction
When Harry Ate Sally (zombie porn?)
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Driving Into Miss Daisy

other names can be great, too...

Eruptor
Aunts In My Pants

and of course, my all time favorite...

My Brown Eye: Not the Winker...the Stinker

ICY HOT NOTHING

What does it take to lose respect for someone?

What exactly do they have to do?

I suppose it depends on where you draw your own lines.

Really, you'd have to just compare their actions against your own...if theirs are worse than yours, in your estimation, do you immediately lose respect for them..? Or do they have to repeatedly disappoint you?

Once fallen, how hard would it be for them to raise themselves back up into your zone of respect?

Could you ever fully respect them again?

And, by the way, what gives you the fucking gall to look down on them, anyway?!!?

Who said you were any fucking better?!!?

THE LUSTER OF LUST

When does pornography turn into zoology?

(thanks Doug Stanhope)

WONDERFUL WOMAN

GORGEOUS WOMAN

What is the opposite of awkward?

If you are defining it as clumsy, the opposite is coordinated.

If you are defining it as difficult, the opposite is easy.

If you are defining it as embarrassing, the opposite is clever.

coordinated.
easy.
clever.

None of those are 100% right. But put together, they might just be it.

POETRY AND MAGNETS

POWERS
(a shallow poem accompanying a deep photo)

Their demon eyes with sugar-barbed looks,
create a force like magnetism...
or envy.

It's more important than all my books,
every critics' acclaim...
oh, words fail me.

FANTASTICKAL

Things you believe to be impossible, may not be.








To be true, something must only keep internal consistency...it must not alter its behavior without reason.











Presentation is always true in its own context.