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Somebody to look at...

Somebody to think about...

Somebody to hold onto when the beasties come pounding at the door...

ORDINARY DESTROYERS

Shopping for X-mas presents...we stumbled into the scariest place we've ever been...

The Aisle of the Babies.

There was Children-of-the-Damned Baby doll...










The Gonna-Tear-Out-Your-Throat-While-You're-Sleeping Baby doll...









The TV-Addicted-Mindless-Drone Baby doll...









The Happy-Baby-Pisses-In-Your-Coffee-When-You're-Not-Looking doll...









The 2-Digit-IQ-Running-For-Public-Office Baby doll...










It was at this point in documenting these atrocities that the store security man asked us to stop taking pictures.

You should thank him.

It saves you from seeing Sauerkraut-Breathed-Needs-A-Nose-Hair-Trimming Baby doll.

MUNCH MUNCH GOBBLE NIBBLE CRUNCH

Double-Dino!

One head is vegetarian, the other loves fast-food cheeseburgers!

The veggie head has hypno-eyes!
The cheeseburger head breathes fire!